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Welcome to the Crappy Cartoons website. Why call 'em Crappy Cartoons? Well if you're askin that question chances are you haven't watched any yet. And Seeing as how this site is an old archive from Chris Miller, check out the current blog, toons and projects at the Things Going Smoothly Blog.

Links:

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Downloads:

Most of my cartoons and some MP3's are available for download from my Yahoo Group for the Chris Miller Show.

Or if you want to check out some of my really old movies in Real Player format check out the old Rage Warehouse site.

And please, send me a quote for the THINGS PEOPLE SAY section.

News and Feedback

September 29, 2004
Sick as a dog, whatever that means. Fixed a few problems Mike noticed and bitched about. (just kidding Mike, thanks for pointing them out) He did say that he had problems watching Schtick Man but I'm not so if anyone else has any problems watching any of the toonz let me know. Yeah like that'll ever happen. OH Yeah! My 20 minute Crappy Cartoons DVD will soon be available for rental in several local video stores and public libraries. Whoopie!

September 10, 2004
Sitting at home in my underwear doing little updates on the web page. Halfway finished with the new zine but not liking the layout. Horny as hell. The usual stuff.

September 05, 2004
Sheesh! That looks like a longer gap than it actually was. For anyone who missed the new Schtickman Toonz written and drawn by Mike Messier check them out. Also new today is Old Mr. Tree which was written and drawn by Matthew Teardrop. All I do is scan them in and do the voices and animation. I know there is more news but I can't think of anything right now.

June 02, 2004
I was supposed to upload the update yesterday but my monitor is on the blink. So here it is a day late. Also the main page wasn't properly linked because of a quirk here at Tripod so I apologize to people who tried to view it and it simply wasn't there.At least the new Toonz Page is up.

May 31st, 2004
So I finally uploaded a toon, a commercial for Steggy the Schizophrenic Dinosaur. Looks like the pre-loaded is working so expect a bunch more toons and content in the coming weeks. Now its off to the porn store.

Coming Improvements:
*More Cartoons
*More goofy pictures
*More additions to the weblog
*Public Cartoon Previews in Rhode Island and Elsewhere in Southern New England
*Better Cartoons?